2009 end of year list: the first-annual OH awards
Congratulations, everyone! You’ve made it to the end of 2009!
In the spirit of year-end lists, I have created the OH Awards, which I will now present via blog to those individuals who I believe to be most deserving.
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Award: Child Exploitation? Just Cute? Or, Is That a Computer-Generated Voice I Hear?
Winner: Cleopatra Stratan
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Award: Wish They Hadn’t Done That
Winner: Trans-Siberian Orchestra 2009 Tour
(Read my review of this disaster here.)
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Award: Who the Heck Are You, And What Planet Are You From?
Winner: Lady GaGa
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Award: Star in the Making
Winner: Baby Cory
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Award: Best Concert
Winner: Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Trio at the Blender Theater, NYC
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Award: Favorite New Discovery
Winner: The Renaldo The Ensemble
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Award: Best Mash-Up of Two Dumb Outbursts
Winner: Kanye West Interrupts Obama
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Award: Please! Make It Stop!
Winner: Miley Cyrus at the Teen Choice Awards
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Award: This Is So Much Better Than Lady GaGa–Why Isn’t This Band More Famous?
Winner: Gossip – “Dimestore Diamond”
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Award: We’ll Never Forget You
Winner: Michael Jackson
Here’s Michael with another legend who died too young…


Stratan, the adorable little girl. In concert visuals in a hole that at least some time the
day will help you in your life.