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The ORIGINAL HIPSTER does not wear skinny jeans. I wear prescription glasses of a normal size. I don’t care if you knew about it first (but most likely you didn’t).
I think trucker caps are ugly and unkempt beards and hair are unsexy. American Apparel is overpriced. PBR tastes bad. I like South American red wines.
I’ve quit smoking cigarettes, and I never rolled my own.
I moved from Manhattan to East Williamsburg, but I still don’t wear skinny jeans. And I’ll never date anyone who does.
you may be hip, but i’m intergalactic planetary!
Hey physik–I’ve got to admit, intergalactic planetary is a pretty darn awesome way to be. That makes you an original in my book!