Congratulations, everyone! You’ve made it to the end of 2009!
In the spirit of year-end lists, I have created the OH Awards, which I will now present via blog to those individuals who I believe to be most deserving.
Award: Child Exploitation? Just Cute? Or, Is That a Computer-Generated Voice I Hear?
Winner: Cleopatra Stratan
Award: Wish They Hadn’t Done That
Winner: Trans-Siberian Orchestra 2009 Tour
Award: Who the Heck Are You, And What Planet Are You From?
Winner: Lady GaGa
Award: Star in the Making
Winner: Baby Cory
Award: Best Concert
Winner: Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Trio at the Blender Theater, NYC
Award: Favorite New Discovery
Winner: The Renaldo The Ensemble
Award: Best Mash-Up of Two Dumb Outbursts
Winner: Kanye West Interrupts Obama
Award: Please! Make It Stop!
Winner: Miley Cyrus at the Teen Choice Awards
Award: This Is So Much Better Than Lady GaGa–Why Isn’t This Band More Famous?
Winner: Gossip – “Dimestore Diamond”
Award: We’ll Never Forget You
Winner: Michael Jackson
Here’s Michael with another legend who died too young…
- RT @DNAinfo: Reminder: No L train service b/w #Manhattan and #Brooklyn, starting 11:30 p.m. tonight on.dnainfo.com/198BBgm 3 hours ago
- RT @nypost: Amanda Bynes was arrested tonight after throwing a bong out of a Midtown apartment building, in front of police 1 day ago
- Awesome headline. RT @Gothamist: Amanda Bynes Reportedly Arrested In Midtown, Bong Involved gothamist.com/2013/05/23/ama… 1 day ago
- I hate not being at Maryland Deathfest right now. #MDF #FML 1 day ago
- Not that I agree with the senator who also thought this was a good sign. 1 day ago
- Viggie & Vika Thaw Iceland with Scorching Metal, Part 2: Interview with Vika Yermolyeva
- Tokyo Dancer/Horror Film Star Cay Izumi Slays at Lucky 13 Saloon - Brooklyn
- Ten Cover Songs (that are just as good as, if not better than, the originals)
- Truly Original Hipster Award: Sergeant D of Metalsucks
- Interview: Houston Metal Band Venomous Maximus -- "If you want to be the best, you must go crazy."
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